a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
too good not to reblog.
if this post gets 50k notes i will destroy the moon
goodbye moon, you won’t be missed
I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.
Jennifer Lawrence is amazing.
I just spat my tea everywhere omfg what am I going to do
I’m fUKCINGN pEEING OH MY GGGGGGGGGODS
She will be that mom who goes on all the field trips just to embarrass her kids
THIS IS MY FAVORITE BC THERES DEER IN THE DISTANCE LIKE AYE FUCK MAN SOMETHIN GOIN DOWN